imagine the depths of solitude one must experience to resort to a lonely appeal to a camera in search of something to lend an ear…er rather lens to their troubles.

he may not have brains, but it sure seems like he has balls. give the decider some credit for his uncompromising vision in his own infallibility. the united states has been too long without a monarch, an imperial presence and into that void steps he who will not be crossed. finally there is a return [...]

barren from any serialized parchment and ink publications are ‘it’ and ‘you’ while ‘i’ and ‘us’ fruitfully multiple unchecked in the daily, weekly and monthly warrens. quaint in its naiveté, objectivity was at least a clever game of cat and mouse between columnist and audience in which purported empiricism purred forth waiting to catch unsuspecting [...]

“the screen is us and we’re t.v. “
an all too familiar tale, re-told and sold as something new and refreshing, a fresh take on a stale yarn that leaves a satisfied feeling of fellowship and opposition, an affirmation of the black and the white, and acumen in knowing how this storybook ending ends. alas, reality [...]

can there be an any more amusing pop culture precept today than the idea of “keeping it real”? how is it “keeping it real” means being able to hold to two mutually exclusive lifestyles, such as street thug and bonvivant of expensive sparkling wines or celebuskank and undefiled? keeping it real amongst breast augmentation, elective [...]

with ease a blind eye can be turned from the polluting effects of the entertainment industry, often with its gaze falling to the recycling efforts of said industry: infotainment. as though the world with all it’s daily events simply amounts to a never ending cycle of slow news days and the joy of mindless mesmerization [...]

wigs and weaves…an exceptional artifice whose mainstream proliferation not so conspicuously disguises the socialized deficiencies engendered in today’s modern woman. just as there is a causal correlation between body fat and breast size, so too must it be acknowledged that to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, ad hoc the dearth of [...]

“look people, you heard it on the radio,you seen it on the tv show!”
socialized dissatisfaction…as if the human condition weren’t enough, anomie must be marketed. so what’s the salve to sooth…why playing artist with oneself, naturally! as if rubbing mercury and the distilled essence of animalia weren’t enough, the forms of the divine and omnipotent [...]

“well we’re big rock singers
we got golden fingers
and we’re loved everywhere we go
we sing about beauty and we sing about truth
at ten thousand dollars a show…”

as the apotheosis of talentless hackery, the political pundit cum movie star is a beacon of fatuous demagoguery that the world’s citizenry are beholden to so as to ease the [...]

what lonely vapid schleps are we that instantly express a truncated code of text so cloyingly described as a “message”, socially climbing atop our virtual communities by conspicuously consuming “friends” and logging our inanity for commentary. could societal anomie be any less evident than in our technology?
“if jesus were alive today, he’d never stop throwing [...]